Damn, this girl was prepared.Damn, I can’t even put the kids to bed on time
That girl is the real goddamn super hero.
Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.
Fer real doe
This man is our kind
Colbert is the greatest troll. You can see everyone’s anuses unclench when he delivers the punch line.
these dont even look like him
its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.
mY SKIN IS WHITE???
I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??
cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
jesus this post is one train wreck after another
My great grandpa got hit by a train once.