tacticalspookybadger:

suburban-auschwitz:

ermahgerdkerfer:

Damn, this girl was prepared.

Damn, I can’t even put the kids to bed on time

That girl is the real goddamn super hero.

(via hockeydreamer)

katfuckingkolb:

fatxslut:

Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.

Fer real doe

katfuckingkolb:

fatxslut:

Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.

Fer real doe

(Source: blowsive, via fandomlife44)

iprovidethepaint:

watchtheskytonight:

This man is our kind

Colbert is the greatest troll. You can see everyone’s anuses unclench when he delivers the punch line.

(Source: catbushandludicrous, via waitinformypricecharming)

skypestripper:

hoodbypussy:

Évolution inversée

these dont even look like him

(via waitinformypricecharming)

hawkeyedriza:

Things in Mulan I Didn’t Catch as a Kid

(via fandomlife44)

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

(via fandomlife44)

barebackinq:

burritobat:

samshairisobviouslymagical:

barebackinq:

cumber-collectable:

barebackinq:

petal-winters:

barebackinq:

The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear

Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl

I’m a boy

Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight

I’m gay

jesus this post is one train wreck after another

My great grandpa got hit by a train once.

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(via fandomlife44)

luciawestwick:

JOHN IS ABOUT TO GET NEW T-SHIRTS

(via fandomlife44)

Rose standing up to the Sycorax even though she is so scared VS Rose that stares down a Dalek and laughs in its face (idea by tinyconfusion)

(Source: blueboxtraveller, via fandomlife44)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY